This is the story about the time I robbed a train in Russia with the Russian Mafia.
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It never occurred to me to ask this before now, but why the hell is Bert topless?
My 9th grade science teacher reccomended this video to me because I speak a lot of Russian in class or spew useless facts about Russia and I have to say, I’m not disappointed
I have a similar story but for Job Corp. I was talking with the formen about this chick named margarita. He said she needs come with some margaritas. Then without missing a beat. I said one them is a virgin. Either way we are going have some fun. Then he took me in front of the whole trade and repeat myself and instantly I was in the class without question.
I think the story is just OK. Although he he’s a good story teller and good guy, Bert fabricates every story. I’m a suburban Jersey guy that has 5-10 stories and I know a dozen guys that could top this story. Everyone that listens to this problem has never experience hard life, jail, robbery, drug addiction, and the things that real people who been through shit experience so this story is nothing to me. Sorry.
This would be a hit comedy movie
Shit, this story is pure gold
Fse
goooooddd
I want to go to russia now
goooooddd
Russian Mafia = Jews from Russia Mafia but they don’t what you to know that, this is why they using the word Russia instead of Jews.
Send this to Russia we will be friends
My 14 month old daughter LOVES this story!
So did you ever get to reconnect with Igor? Especially now that you’re like way famous?
I wonder if the legend of the machine still lives on
I wish I could speak a different language
I love this story so much that I still haven’t questioned why he’s not wearing a shirt.
Love this dude! Fucking hilarious!
I currently sat with this typical Mukachavo chav, who’s wearing very short, shorts. Blue ones to be exact who rudely interrupted the video i was enjoy, to spit some Ukrainian, criticising words telling me this story is stolen. He got the original ‘stolen story’ video up and starting shouting…to which we all realised it was the same fucking American guy….
Ahahahaa
Yep ! This could easily happen in Russia in 1990-2000
Heck. Even now, this can happen ! if you’re “lucky” enough.
GOOD FOR YOU MACHINE !
Not funny…. boring…. didint find this interesting at all…
Сюлдз
I watch this one video at least once a month love this guy so funny
.. ” Fuck that bitch… This is Russia”.!..
Why tf you liiiying? Why u always liiiyin? hmmm omg, stop fking liiiying
couldn’t find a laugh here….
“He gets so close to my face I can smell his morning cigarette and he says, no fuck that bitch this is Russia.”
make a movie out of this
goooooddd
Russia is were you can buy an Ak47 at age 10 years old.
I go to FSU now. I feel so much pride
Fuck that bitch, this is Russia
Love the story. But fuck that muslim war crest necklace your wearing
Just earing this makes me want to go to Russia
Привет, меня зовут Берт. приятно познакомиться. Мне нравится работать с кошками
One of the best story teller I’ve heard in a long time and the only one I’ve heard bare belly XD
DA MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEE !!!!
goooooddd
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13:45 😀
Bert! I’m on the plane with you on the way to the Eagles parade! Didn’t want to gush but….I dig ya man! Have a great parade! Unleash the machine!!
Sooooo WELcome
WELCOME!
Tooooo
Theee Machineeeeee
12:25 to 12:32
If ever you pass through Cheyenne, Wyoming then rest assured i will buy tickets.